hot waitress economic index

An index that describes the health of the economy by measuring the number of attractive people working as waiters in a given moment. The theory is that the more attractive people working such jobs, the weaker the economy, while in reverse the fewer attractive people working such jobs means a stronger economy. This assumes that attractive people have less trouble finding better work opportunities during good economic times, while during poorer economic times such higher-paying jobs are more difficult to find, therefore more attractive people will be working as waiters.